butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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