My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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