Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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