Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
