using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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