he wants to bone in the snuggie
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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