And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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