we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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