Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I need moral support for this bender
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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