Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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