i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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