careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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