Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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