ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
