Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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