And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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