okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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