Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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