so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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