Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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