people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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