i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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