It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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