GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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