yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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