I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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