sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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