Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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