? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Can I color on your dick again?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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