I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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