He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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