these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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