How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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