All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS