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wanna hang out?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.