I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.