Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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