i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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