She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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