btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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