i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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