Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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