Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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