Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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