did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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