Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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