my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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