There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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