its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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