Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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