I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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