K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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