Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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