I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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