please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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