You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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